evie altman
art and stuff


my first art scam email!

so much going on this summer, and right now too. but i just had to tell you all that i got my first scam email. cool, huh? now i can consider myself a true artist!

Hello There,

My name is Whiteney [really? Whiteney?] Jackson from Washington DC. I actually observed my Husband [capital Husband, much more important than just a husband] has been viewing your website on my laptop [i bet he’s been viewing more than that] and i guess he likes your piece of work [no, you’re a piece of work!]. I'm also impressed and amazed to have seen your various works too, You are doing a great job. I would like to purchase one of your The Big And Small Series "US - acrylic, stain, copper pipe on red oak with neon LED, (2018)", [couldn’t even look up the piece name?] as a surprise to my Husband on our anniversary. Also, let me know if you accept CHECK as mode of Payment.

Thanks and best regards


taking marxe and mo to school over the next week: sad and happy. lots of art lately: happy. work on the house: happy. life changes: definition.